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Deadliest Warrior Skitzo League Version Episode 3 The Lost Brotherhood Vs. 3rd Street Saints Part 1
The Lost Brotherhood, a biker gang operating out of Acter, Alderney and Liberty City. 3rd Street Saints, a gang formed to bring peace to Stilwater. [link]
Announcer: In the fight club, Arby, tets, and FP are getting ready for the biggest gang war in history.
ArbyMaster458: Basically there's 2 gangs, both of which have never met one another until now.
tetsigawind: So it's Grand Theft Auto Vs. Saint's Row right?
ArbyMaster458: That's right.
FeudalPrincess: Well then, let's start this thing.
Announcer: The Lost Brotherhood, a gang of bikers that specialize in Drug Trade, Vehicle Hijacking, Motorcycle Racing, Robbery, and Arms Trade businesses. The Lost began in 1964 with eight US marines who met in Hanoi, Vietnam. After the war ended and they had a continued thirst for drugs and violence, they began the club and named it "The Lost" because of their friends who were sent home in bodybags. These band of bikers bring in the fight the Pool Cue,The Pipe Bomb, The Automatic 9mm Pistol, a Sawn-Off Shotgun, the Assault Shotgun, and the Heckler & Koch HK69A1 Grenade Launcher.
ArbyMaster548: Basically, these guys are violence hungry, drug loving bikers. They have a deadly arsenal and they ride the streets like bad-asses. Time to see the Saints.
Announcer: The 3rd Street Saints specialize in Drug Trafficking, Pimping, Gambling, Extortion, Racing, Gun Running, and Armed Robbery. The Saints bring out a Baseball Bat, the Molotov Cocktail, the Vice 9 Pistol, the SKR-9 Threat SMG, the AS14 Hammer, and the K6 Krukov.
tetsigawind: The Saints ruled like all of Stilwater, and anyone or any gang that opposed them would die, they would literally die. Both of these gangs are in it to win it, the question is, who's gonna win it?
Announcer: The Lost's weapons will be tested by Johnny Klebitz, the leader of the now disbanded Lost Brotherhood gang.
Klebitz: The Lost were a powerful gang of bikers, our rivals were The Angels of Death, but we of course took care of them. But after hearing some rumors of the 3rd Street Saints being powerful, I just had to come. Those Saint's are going down.
Announcer: The weapons will also be tested by Terry Thorpe, teh Lost's arms dealer.
Terry: If they needed guns, I gave it to them, if they needed explosives, I give it to them, if they needed women....well let's just keep that to myself.
Announcer: The Saint's weapons will be tested by Troy Bradshaw, a former member of the 3rd Street Saints, now The Chief of Police for Stilwater.
Troy: Based on my past history with the Saints, they are a very scary gang. It wasn't the weapons that scared the people, it was the person holding the weapon.
Announcer: Also testing the Saints weapons is 2nd in command of the 3rd Street Saints Johnny Gat.
Johnny: Shit, me and The Saints are one big powerful gang, anyone that get in our way dies, you got that? Didn't think so.
ArbyMaster458:.....Why are you talking to yourself?
Johnny:....Fuck you. Let's start this simulation with my favorite weapon, this baby is fucking powerful...that is when I'm using it.
Announcer: The K6 Krukov, a standard, light assault rifle, modelled after the real-world AK-47.
Johnny: This baby has helped me through hard times, mostly when I wanna kill the most people, and if you say anything bad about this weapon, I will fucking kill you.
Announcer: To find out, the team sets up 4 mobile dummies with Gat testing the Krukov.
tetsigawind: Okay Gat, you have 30 seconds to kill the dummies. Your gun has only 30 bullets so spend them wisely.
Johnny: I don't need any lip from you.
ArbyMaster548: Okay I guess you're ready then.
Johnny: The fuck I am!
tetsigawind: 3...2...1...FIRE!
*Johnny guns away, yelling and shooting at the moving dummies. Gat runs out of ammo. FP checks the canage*
FeudalPrincess: The first guy has a lot of chest shots, mostly in the mid section. There's no question that this guy is dead. Even if he was inside the trauma room when he got shot nobody could save this guy.
tetsigawind: Let's move on to the next target.
*They check the 2nd dummy*
FeudalPrincess: More chest shots, what are the odds? This guy is dead. The 3rd one wow, Gat literally split this guy in half in the inside. There are 2 shots to the pulmonary valve and vein, this guy is dead. For the last one, there's no way to save this guy, this one got multiple shot through the left ventricle, he's totally dead.
ArbyMaster458: Nice job Johnny.
Johnny: I don't fuck around that easily, only when I'm screwing chicks.
tetsigawind:.....Whaaaaaat? Nevermind, Klebitz what are you gonna test?
Klebitz: This explosive sex tornado.
Announcer: The Lost pull out the Heckler and Koch HK69A1 Grenade Launcher, a 40 mm grenade launcher developed and produced by the German arms manufacturer Heckler & Koch (H&K).
tetsigawind: The launcher's history dates back to the late 1960s, when development began of a weapon intended to be fitted (using a special mount) under the barrel of the 7.62 mm G3A3 rifle. In 1972 the prototype was unveiled of what would ultimately become the Granatpistole HK69. After being evaluated, the decision was made to develop an autonomous stand-alone version of the grenade launcher, which was created in 1979 and designated the HK69A1. In the 1980s the weapon was adopted into service with the German Army as the Granatpistole 40 mm (known also in the abbreviated form GraPi). It is also used by the special forces and security personnel of several other countries.
ArbyMaster458: The grenade launcher fires 40 mm grenades with more accuracy, higher velocity and to greater distances than a person throwing a hand grenade. It only holds a single grenade, and so must be reloaded after each shot, but it is exceptionally effective. The player must arc their shots (aim higher than the target) when engaging targets at long-range to compensate for gravity. Grenades fired from the launcher detonate on a fuse and may be launched at and bounced off of walls and around corners to fire at tricky targets. Although the grenade launcher cannot be used effectively against aerial targets, they can carry more rounds to use against ground targets.
Announcer: To test this weapon out, Arby sets up 5 dummies outside.
ArbyMaster458: Okay Klebitz all you have to do is shoot one grenade at the 5 dummies in a circle and wait for the explosion.
Klebitz: That's it? This will be a breeze.
tetsigawind: 3...2...1...LAUNCH!
*Klebitz fires the explosive, landing in the middle of the 5 dummies and then exploding*
FeudalPrincess: Well....I have nothing to say but this, all 5 are dead.
ArbyMaster458: 5 deaths in one shot, that's amazing!
Klebitz: I'd like to see those pussy Saints top that.
Announcer: So which weapon get's the edge?
tetsigawind: As much as I like the M6 Krukov's accuracy, I'm going with the Grenade Launcher. 5 deaths in one is better.
Announcer: Edge goes to the Lost and their Grenade Launcher.
Klebitz: Hell yeah, eat that!
Johnny: You mother-
*Gat punches Klebitz, resulting in a fight in the warehouse*
tetsigawind: Oh shit, this isn't supposed to happen in the show, ummm, we'll be right back, having some technical difficulties.
Klebitz: You crazy asshole!
*Klebitz throws a chair at Gat across the room, but misses*
tetsigawind: So ummm....we'll be right back. CALM DOWN!
Announcer: Coming up, Molotovs or Pipe Bombs, and later, a test of better guns. Lost Brother Vs. 3rd Street Saints, Who is Deadliest?
The Lost Brotherhood, a biker gang operating out of Acter, Alderney and Liberty City. 3rd Street Saints, a gang formed to bring peace to Stilwater. [link]
Announcer: In the fight club, Arby, tets, and FP are getting ready for the biggest gang war in history.
ArbyMaster458: Basically there's 2 gangs, both of which have never met one another until now.
tetsigawind: So it's Grand Theft Auto Vs. Saint's Row right?
ArbyMaster458: That's right.
FeudalPrincess: Well then, let's start this thing.
Announcer: The Lost Brotherhood, a gang of bikers that specialize in Drug Trade, Vehicle Hijacking, Motorcycle Racing, Robbery, and Arms Trade businesses. The Lost began in 1964 with eight US marines who met in Hanoi, Vietnam. After the war ended and they had a continued thirst for drugs and violence, they began the club and named it "The Lost" because of their friends who were sent home in bodybags. These band of bikers bring in the fight the Pool Cue,The Pipe Bomb, The Automatic 9mm Pistol, a Sawn-Off Shotgun, the Assault Shotgun, and the Heckler & Koch HK69A1 Grenade Launcher.
ArbyMaster548: Basically, these guys are violence hungry, drug loving bikers. They have a deadly arsenal and they ride the streets like bad-asses. Time to see the Saints.
Announcer: The 3rd Street Saints specialize in Drug Trafficking, Pimping, Gambling, Extortion, Racing, Gun Running, and Armed Robbery. The Saints bring out a Baseball Bat, the Molotov Cocktail, the Vice 9 Pistol, the SKR-9 Threat SMG, the AS14 Hammer, and the K6 Krukov.
tetsigawind: The Saints ruled like all of Stilwater, and anyone or any gang that opposed them would die, they would literally die. Both of these gangs are in it to win it, the question is, who's gonna win it?
Announcer: The Lost's weapons will be tested by Johnny Klebitz, the leader of the now disbanded Lost Brotherhood gang.
Klebitz: The Lost were a powerful gang of bikers, our rivals were The Angels of Death, but we of course took care of them. But after hearing some rumors of the 3rd Street Saints being powerful, I just had to come. Those Saint's are going down.
Announcer: The weapons will also be tested by Terry Thorpe, teh Lost's arms dealer.
Terry: If they needed guns, I gave it to them, if they needed explosives, I give it to them, if they needed women....well let's just keep that to myself.
Announcer: The Saint's weapons will be tested by Troy Bradshaw, a former member of the 3rd Street Saints, now The Chief of Police for Stilwater.
Troy: Based on my past history with the Saints, they are a very scary gang. It wasn't the weapons that scared the people, it was the person holding the weapon.
Announcer: Also testing the Saints weapons is 2nd in command of the 3rd Street Saints Johnny Gat.
Johnny: Shit, me and The Saints are one big powerful gang, anyone that get in our way dies, you got that? Didn't think so.
ArbyMaster458:.....Why are you talking to yourself?
Johnny:....Fuck you. Let's start this simulation with my favorite weapon, this baby is fucking powerful...that is when I'm using it.
Announcer: The K6 Krukov, a standard, light assault rifle, modelled after the real-world AK-47.
Johnny: This baby has helped me through hard times, mostly when I wanna kill the most people, and if you say anything bad about this weapon, I will fucking kill you.
Announcer: To find out, the team sets up 4 mobile dummies with Gat testing the Krukov.
tetsigawind: Okay Gat, you have 30 seconds to kill the dummies. Your gun has only 30 bullets so spend them wisely.
Johnny: I don't need any lip from you.
ArbyMaster548: Okay I guess you're ready then.
Johnny: The fuck I am!
tetsigawind: 3...2...1...FIRE!
*Johnny guns away, yelling and shooting at the moving dummies. Gat runs out of ammo. FP checks the canage*
FeudalPrincess: The first guy has a lot of chest shots, mostly in the mid section. There's no question that this guy is dead. Even if he was inside the trauma room when he got shot nobody could save this guy.
tetsigawind: Let's move on to the next target.
*They check the 2nd dummy*
FeudalPrincess: More chest shots, what are the odds? This guy is dead. The 3rd one wow, Gat literally split this guy in half in the inside. There are 2 shots to the pulmonary valve and vein, this guy is dead. For the last one, there's no way to save this guy, this one got multiple shot through the left ventricle, he's totally dead.
ArbyMaster458: Nice job Johnny.
Johnny: I don't fuck around that easily, only when I'm screwing chicks.
tetsigawind:.....Whaaaaaat? Nevermind, Klebitz what are you gonna test?
Klebitz: This explosive sex tornado.
Announcer: The Lost pull out the Heckler and Koch HK69A1 Grenade Launcher, a 40 mm grenade launcher developed and produced by the German arms manufacturer Heckler & Koch (H&K).
tetsigawind: The launcher's history dates back to the late 1960s, when development began of a weapon intended to be fitted (using a special mount) under the barrel of the 7.62 mm G3A3 rifle. In 1972 the prototype was unveiled of what would ultimately become the Granatpistole HK69. After being evaluated, the decision was made to develop an autonomous stand-alone version of the grenade launcher, which was created in 1979 and designated the HK69A1. In the 1980s the weapon was adopted into service with the German Army as the Granatpistole 40 mm (known also in the abbreviated form GraPi). It is also used by the special forces and security personnel of several other countries.
ArbyMaster458: The grenade launcher fires 40 mm grenades with more accuracy, higher velocity and to greater distances than a person throwing a hand grenade. It only holds a single grenade, and so must be reloaded after each shot, but it is exceptionally effective. The player must arc their shots (aim higher than the target) when engaging targets at long-range to compensate for gravity. Grenades fired from the launcher detonate on a fuse and may be launched at and bounced off of walls and around corners to fire at tricky targets. Although the grenade launcher cannot be used effectively against aerial targets, they can carry more rounds to use against ground targets.
Announcer: To test this weapon out, Arby sets up 5 dummies outside.
ArbyMaster458: Okay Klebitz all you have to do is shoot one grenade at the 5 dummies in a circle and wait for the explosion.
Klebitz: That's it? This will be a breeze.
tetsigawind: 3...2...1...LAUNCH!
*Klebitz fires the explosive, landing in the middle of the 5 dummies and then exploding*
FeudalPrincess: Well....I have nothing to say but this, all 5 are dead.
ArbyMaster458: 5 deaths in one shot, that's amazing!
Klebitz: I'd like to see those pussy Saints top that.
Announcer: So which weapon get's the edge?
tetsigawind: As much as I like the M6 Krukov's accuracy, I'm going with the Grenade Launcher. 5 deaths in one is better.
Announcer: Edge goes to the Lost and their Grenade Launcher.
Klebitz: Hell yeah, eat that!
Johnny: You mother-
*Gat punches Klebitz, resulting in a fight in the warehouse*
tetsigawind: Oh shit, this isn't supposed to happen in the show, ummm, we'll be right back, having some technical difficulties.
Klebitz: You crazy asshole!
*Klebitz throws a chair at Gat across the room, but misses*
tetsigawind: So ummm....we'll be right back. CALM DOWN!
Announcer: Coming up, Molotovs or Pipe Bombs, and later, a test of better guns. Lost Brother Vs. 3rd Street Saints, Who is Deadliest?
Deadliest Warrior Skitzo League Version Episode 3 The Lost Brotherhood Vs. 3rd Street Saints Part 1
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