The Skitzo League Episode 3

The Skitzo League Episode 3: Invasion of the Backyardians(Martians)

by ArbyMaster458
Note: This happened after The Chocolate Hanyou and Miko

Earlier during the day, slash12 and FeudalPrincess woke up just today, only to find out that the other members woke up early and went to Valley Fair and the new gigantic public that just opened today downtown. With nothing to do, the 2 just did a story that was supposed to be done tomorrow. After finishing the story, at exactly 12:00 p.m., a flying saucer crashed into tets' backyard.

Outside....

slash12: What is it?

FeudalPrincess: It's a-

slash12: That was a rhetorical question toots.

FeudalPrincess: *glare* Nevermind, the only question is, what's in it?

slash12 and FP are having thoughts about what's inside the ship until the hatch opens and a little green dude pops out and says-

Green Alien Guy: Greetins I am-

slash12: OH SHIT, IT FUCKING SPEAKS!

FeudalPrincess: Relax slash it's harmless. So little green alien guy what's your name?

Grteen Alien Guy: I am Goonter, I am from Globulus 14, I crash landed here to warn your people of an upcoming invasion, in which I am trying to stop.

slash12: Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa, why invade our planet?

Goonter: My people are enslaved by an evil king, my uncle, Gorm. He killed my father and stole his throne. Right now he's sending an armada of ships to come to Earth and invade your kind. I of course rebelled and escaped here, so I can find people of whom I can trust.

FeudalPrincess: So when will they be here?

Goonter: They will be here in 22 hours.

slash12: We gotta warn the others when they get home.

FeudalPrincess: I agree.

Goonter: There are others?

slash12: Yeah, in fact we made a league....A SKITZO LEAGUE!

Goonter: What's a Skitzo League?

slash12: Come inside Goonter, we're gonna tell you all about our league.

At 12:00 a.m.

Reo Speedwagon (drunk): WOOOHOOOOO! We sure had one crazy day.

MissMokkorina (drunk): I can't believe I drank that much Mountain Dew.

mattwilson83: Ummm guys, your not drunk, just hallucinating a little.

tetsigawind: Let's just go inside and-

*tets sees Arby wide-eyed, staring at Goonter in shock*

tetsigawind and ArbyMaster458: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, AN ALIEN, A FUCKING ALIEN!

Reo Speedwagon: Oh shit, someone call the government!

FeudalPrincess: GUYS HE'S A FRIENDLY ALIEN!

Everyone except FP, slash and Goonter:.........AHHHHHHHHH E.T.

Later on......

shock777: So there's an invasion going on at 10:00 a.m. tomorrow?

Goonter: Yes.

tetsigawind: Freaky.

Goonter: Anyways, so how's this league gonna stop the invasion that my uncle planned?

Reo Speedwagon: I say we move to Connecticut.

hinatasdeviantart: Reos don't get any weird ideas.

adel123456789: I'm out of ideas.

Angelito-soldado: I say we get weapons of coolness and kill the king, thus putting freaky bug-eyed alien guy here on the throne, then we sign a peace treaty to never invade Earth forever and after freaky bug-eyed alien guy and his people can go back home.

tetsigawind: That just might work Angelito, but where are we gonna find weapons?

ArbyMaster458: Follow me everyone.

*ArbyMaster458 guides the league and Goonter to the basement where they see a regular wall untill Arby presses a secret button hidden in the wall. Behind it are a crud load of weapons, mechs and power armors.*

tetsigawind:.......Arby I love ya bro, and I'm not gay.

ArbyMaster458: I know.

slash12; We may have weapons but how will 14 people beat a crap load of aliens?

ArbyMaster458: Who says we're the only ones fighting this.

???: You called all of us here Arby?

ArbyMaster458: NARUTO!!!!

Naruto: Well there has to be a reason why you called the MARVEL Heroes and us Shonen Jump characters

*tets bows before Naruto and Hinata*

tetsigawind: Naruto, Hinata, I am Huge Fan of you guys.

Naruto and Hinata: Thanks

*Naruto and Hinata hug tets*

Naruo: I would like to give you something.

tetsigawind: What is it Naruto?

Naruto: My jacket.

tetsigawind: Thanks Naruto

*tets tries it on*

tetsigawind: How do I look?

Naruto: Great!

tetsigawind: Thanks.

Naruto: No problem

Ichigo: Is that an alien?

slash12: You brought the comic book and manga characters to life! How's that even possible!

ArbyMaster458: I'm just a smarty.

*tets bows before Ichigo*

tetsigawind: Ichigo Kurosaki I am a huge fan of yours, let me ask you a questions.

Ichigo: What is it?

tetsigawind: One, why can't you figure it out that Orhime likes you Ichigo, I mean, it's as plain as a bowl of rice.

Ichigo: Can you Explain how Orihime likes me?

tetsigawind: Sure well first off, she is always blushing when you are always around and always thinking of you and everything.

Ichigo: Wow Thanks.

tetsigawind: NP wanna shake hands

Ichigo: Sure tets.

*handshake*

tetsigawind: With an army like this, we may stand a chance.

ArbyMaster458: Exactly.

10:00 a.m.

Naruto: I can't believe aliens are real.

Inuyasha: I can't believe I'm working with people I don't even know.

tetsigawind: And Finally The Best Swordsman In The Fedual Era, Inuyasha!

Inuyasha: Wow thanks.

tetsigawind: Do you know why my pen name is tetsigawind?

Everyone: No.

tetsigawind: It's cause of this man right here, Inuyasha. Inuyasha I would be honored if I could shake your hand.

Inuyasha: Okay.

*handshake*

Hinata: Will we be able to get back home in time for our date Naruto?

Naruto: Don't worry we will.

Hinata:

Spider-Man: Youch, and I thought we were fighting the Skrulls.

Wolverine: All the better to chop.

Deadpool: Never ever pick your noses with a samurai sword, or else it'll hurt like hell.

Everyone: Wait what?

Deadpool: What?

tetsigawind: Wade was that necessary?

Deadpool: I was just putting humor in the mix.

Goonter: They're here.

mattwilson83: Damn, that's a lot of aliens.

MissMokkorina: Well, luckily for us Shade and Arby were smart enough to give us Mark VI MJOLNIR Powered Assault Armor (note this armor is from Halo).

Shade-117:.......

*ArbyMaster458 puts on his Spartan helmet*

Arbymaster458: Your gonna have to speak some time soon, aren't I right Shade.

Shade-117:......

ArbyMaster458: Alright then.

*ArbyMaster458 boards a Banshee (Halo 3)*

ArbyMaster458: tets you better be alive after this.

tetsigawind: Of course I will, I mean without me we wouldn't be making all these stories.

ArbyMaster458: Agreed.

Deadpool: Isn't this whole thing a story too?

tetsigawind: What gave you that idea.

Deadpool: I mean right now someone is typing this whole story up and pretty soon he's gonna send this story to his partner, and then his partner who is the founder of this league will-

tetsigawind: Wade......shut up.

Deadpool: Fine don't listen to Deadpool, you're all gonna die anyways.

Arbymaster458: No we're not.

Deadpool:.....Shit you got me there. Anyways let's just hurry this up so I can go home.

mattwilson83: Well then let's get to it.

To be continued in The Skitzo League Episode 4: What the Shit? Invasion a fake?